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Why some men prefer agility dogs
to wives or partners...
At the risk of being pelted
with dog biscuits around the ring or being called as a MCP (male chauvinist pig) - or worse - at the next show,
the Agility Whisperer says there are reasons that some men prefer their agility dogs to their
wives or partners. Does this give you a clue to the identity of The Whisperer? And is
there anyone out there who can come up with reasons why women prefer their agility dogs to
their husbands/partners?
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The later you are the more excited your dogs are to see
you.
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Dogs do not notice if
you call them by another dog’s name.
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Your agility dogs
love it if you leave lots of things on the floor.
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Your dogs’ parents
never visit.
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You never have to
wait for an agility dog – they are ready to go 24 hours a day.
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Your dog finds you
amusing when you are drunk.
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Agility dogs jump on
command.
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A refusal by an
agility dog is unusual.
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They don’t look for faults.
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A dog will let you
put a collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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Dogs never complain
about your bad breath.
Finally, and most importantly if a dog leaves it will not
take half of your assets.
So there you
have it fellas. I am sure you can think of many more reasons. I bet the women could not get
beyond one item on their list!
Author
credit...
Adapted for the agility world by the Agility Whisperer.
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